Distractions

Short Fiction: Star Dust

March 2nd, 2010  |  by Holly  |  published in Distractions, home left column

“When do you have time to make all that pizza?” I tried a joke.
Max laughed back at my comment. Thank God. The 30-minute long discussion had gone sour for me twenty minutes ago. The subject as usual focused on a bad state of affairs — my health. Today had started [...]

From the archives: The dichotomy of Hong Kong

March 2nd, 2010  |  by Holly  |  published in Distractions

Imagine for a moment that East and West are hypothetical strangers meeting for the first time. Invariably, dialogue (once they got over the language barrier) delves into culture, food and customs.
The open-minded duo quickly bond then, like Romulus and Remus, decide to form a great city. But unlike the tempestuous brothers – whose Rome flourished [...]

Freeside Hacker Space

October 12th, 2009  |  by Holly  |  published in Distractions

On entering hacker space Freeside Atlanta a female voice coos, “welcome.” The voice is triggered by a mostly homemade RFID key card security system, which automatically updates a Twitter feed tracking who is in the space. In addition to some pre-fab components, their security system employs an old boom box and a desk phone. It’s [...]

Short fiction: The Spaniards

July 29th, 2009  |  by Pine Staff  |  published in Distractions

The Spaniards, his friends, made omelets for them the night she left.  They didn’t know that she would leave that night and she didn’t know it either but all week had felt uneasy and uncertain and now she was in Madrid with him, Pablo, and his friends were making Spanish omelets [...]

Commercial Break

May 13th, 2009  |  by Holly  |  published in Distractions

He polishes off what’s left of the whiskey on ice and slams the tumbler down hard on the kitchen counter. Tammy Wynette’s “Stand By Your Man” blares from the speakers.
He places his hands face down on the counter to lean and stare at the floor. When he looks up, he catches a glimpse of the [...]

Down South

May 8th, 2009  |  by Holly  |  published in Distractions

On Saturday we awake in Augusta, 320km south of Perth and the last town before the cape where the winds have long risen up to sink ships. I hug the 14km coastline from Augusta to the southwestern tip of the continent, but it’s the middle of the day and the car park is overflowing; we’re [...]

Short fiction: Champs

April 13th, 2009  |  by Holly  |  published in Distractions

“I started drinking again.” Willard interrupted me. I wasn’t sure what to say to that. He hadn’t said four words since we sat down to eat and now he pops out with this?
“When?” I asked. It seemed like an appropriate question.
“Tuesday,” he answered.
I smelled the heat of his breath and sighed.
Who starts back drinking on [...]

Books you should’ve read – The Buried Life by Thomas Wolfe

April 12th, 2009  |  by Pine Staff  |  published in Distractions

Years before he wrote his first book, Thomas Wolfe foretold of his discovery of something that existed in every man and realized by few. “I don’t know yet what I am capable of doing,” he wrote. “But, by God, I have genius — I know it too well to blush behind it.”
Wolfe spent his childhood [...]

Oh the pretty people!

March 30th, 2009  |  by Pine Staff  |  published in Distractions

One of my favorite things about attending SXSW is observing predominant fashion trends. It seems like every year there’s something else ridiculous that everyone is wearing. As a man who is basically clueless about fashion, I think I am particularly poorly qualified to discuss these trends, which makes it all the more awesome that I [...]

Letter to Aunt Judy

February 10th, 2009  |  by Holly  |  published in Distractions

Dear Aunt Judy:
I’m writing to you from a café around the corner from my apartment. There’s free wireless here. In these trying economic times, I no longer find it sensible to pay some greedy company for the right to surf the Internet at home. Also, my neighbor blocked his wireless. So I come here on [...]

New Short Fiction — Receiver

December 11th, 2008  |  by Holly  |  published in Distractions

The ceremony started with the bath but ended with her on the rug, the same candles as just a minute before, but now cross legged, still just as naked. She said the same prayer for him as she had the night before, and the night before that. Always his name in repetition, a singsong of [...]

The phenomena of Ceiling Cat

October 11th, 2008  |  by Holly  |  published in Distractions, home right column

We’re not quite sure where this cat comes from but we really like the picture a lot. One site offers up easily one of the most ridiculous reason for this picture, claiming he is the analog of God, and another claims Ceiling Cat has abilities to transform the universe. And still even more — easily [...]

Short Fiction – Toast

June 9th, 2006  |  by Holly  |  published in Distractions

[Editor's note: Sure, we know this is a story about a man and his sexual encounter with a toaster. Yep, it's probably not safe for work. And yes, we get that a lot of you might find it in poor taste. We're still running it. We love it.]
Levon awoke with a start to a bizarre [...]